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Okay, so, in Kingdom of Loathing, I'm falling-down drunk (yeah, I only wish I was drinking right now). A Beat Snatcher is still me, but now I have a meatcar and a dinghy. I'm currently trying to figure this one out: "Around the bend, you find a curious thing: A door completely covered with salad (not pictured.) You won't be able to get past this door unless you uncover it. If only you had a way to move all of this salad." I tried tongs and it didn't work. (ETA: I tried them again and they felt like working this time. Yay!)

The Olympic opening program: The Greeks are on craaaaaack. For serious, y'all. I mean, the red centaur was cool. The history parade was cool. But the rest of it? I have no idea what's going on. Slo-mo exploding Greek art? Cube guy? Some random couple "frolicking" in the water? "Hi, I represent the naked future of Greece! Watch my belly glow!"

Sister Girl: "Heeeee. She's pregnant with a lightbulb."

Me: "Got a streetlamp for her babydaddy."

So now we're watching the parade of nations, and--this is going to take until 11 pm? Wow.

ETA: So. Much. Techno music. I think we're gonna have a lightswitch rave.

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Date: 2004-08-13 06:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maggiesox.livejournal.com
THANK YOU. Everyone else I've talked to has been all 'this is so artistic.'

Then there's me, all 'But she has a nightlight in her stomach'

Date: 2004-08-13 06:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xanimagusblackx.livejournal.com
I have no idea what Kingdom of Loathing is, and this might be a stupid question, but did you try eating the salad?

Date: 2004-08-13 06:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cleolinda.livejournal.com
Eating doesn't seem to be an option in this case--it seems to want you to equip some sort of item. It's a fun game, though--kingdomofloathing.com if you want to play.

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Date: 2004-08-13 06:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] metonymy.livejournal.com
My comment, after exploding statuary and projected faces and cube guy?

"This is like a really bad acid flashback. And I never did acid."

Date: 2004-08-13 07:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cleolinda.livejournal.com
Seriously. Sister Girl talked about how you really need to be high to enjoy this kind of thing, except that she doesn't know what being high feels like, and I'm quietly pretending I don't know, either.

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Date: 2004-08-13 06:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] terriem.livejournal.com
The alphabet! I get that they're Greek, but still I say: What the hell was going on? It took us about 2 hours to figure out why Great Britain was in between Malawi and Mexico.

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Date: 2004-08-13 06:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] terriem.livejournal.com
As for the salad door - have you equipped the Knob Goblin Tongs? They do the job for me...

Date: 2004-08-13 07:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cleolinda.livejournal.com
I equipped those and they didn't work! I was sure that was what they were getting at. Maybe I'll try it again...

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Date: 2004-08-13 07:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ex-krazycat651.livejournal.com
meeh?

Perfect timing, it's festival days over here and I didn't even know the olympics started today.

This fact makes me very happy, actually. That I didn't even notice, that is :)

Date: 2004-08-13 07:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lync.livejournal.com
Did you see the people falling down? We saw people falling down. :D

Date: 2004-08-13 07:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/___destijl/
Lightswitch rave! Weeeeeeee!

The system is down...

Date: 2004-08-13 07:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] silent-sybil.livejournal.com
A New Addict is me. Thanks ever so for the rec. XP

Date: 2004-08-13 07:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dark-geisha.livejournal.com
I'm glad someone said it. I was like, "Wow, this is really... Um... Well... Drug-induced." Artistic, yes, but in the sort of high-on-LSD sort of way.

Date: 2004-08-13 07:59 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] laerwen.livejournal.com
THE CHEAT IS GROUNDED!!!1! LMAO

Dude, when her stomach was glowing, my brother had the best line.

"She should get that checked out!" XD

Date: 2004-08-13 08:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] missdiane.livejournal.com
As if you couldn't think it couldn't get odder

The entire stadium of athletes looking up Bjork's dress?

Uh...yeah...wooooo

I'm still snerking mightily

Date: 2004-08-13 08:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mistressofrohan.livejournal.com
At the enormous stogie-cum-olympic-cauldron-of-fire. Although some have compaerd it to an enormous phallus enjoying a mechanical erection.

Ayiee.

Re: I'm still snerking mightily

Date: 2004-08-13 08:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cleolinda.livejournal.com
Yeah, I think I just called it "the astrocigar" or something. Also, Greek!Richard Simmons needed to chill with the waving.

Date: 2004-08-13 08:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] meredith-mae.livejournal.com
This was my favorite quote, from the commentators of course...


"Katie, as you know Oedipus was of course a figure in Greek tradegy who kills his father and marries his mother... a sequence of events that sledom turns out well."


Um, no, I can't really think of an instance where that has happened where everyone lives happily ever after...

Date: 2004-08-13 08:56 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] corinnethewise.livejournal.com
Yes, I loved that one. Fucking hilarious.

Date: 2004-08-13 08:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pigsnicket.livejournal.com
My dad was disturbed by the naked sex bit, then I explained that Eros is all about the lust. Hot naked lust. In a lake. So it all made sense.

Except for the glow worm lady.

Date: 2004-08-13 08:57 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] corinnethewise.livejournal.com
Yeah, comments about the olympics: exactly what I was thinking/saying.

Date: 2004-08-13 10:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] darthtall.livejournal.com
Heeheehee. My mom, re: the glowing pregnant lady: "She's giving birth to E.T.!"

It was all sort of cracked out, but I liked all the fireworks at the end. Oooh, explodey!

Date: 2004-08-13 10:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gniko.livejournal.com
I got bored with the pre-parade about the second time I saw the statue explode. So I missed Eros and made it in time to catch the glowing children of the future.

CBC was showing the ceremony an hour before NBC :)

The little ladies with the country names have the wired dresses that make them do the floating-walk thing.. and .. I'm drugged out on nyquil. ooh, there're some beautiful men in those other countries ;)

Date: 2004-08-13 11:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] meredith-mae.livejournal.com
The spanish athletes were rather hot.

Unfortunately I missed the glowing kids. :-( I saw teh cube guy, part of the water people, Eros, all the friggin countries marching in, and Bjork's 3 acre dress. That was actually pretty cool.

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Date: 2004-08-13 11:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] illmantrim.livejournal.com
It was an rather weird show. nodsnodsnods

Date: 2004-08-13 11:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] electricfan.livejournal.com
I think you said it all. I want the drugs they have in Greece.

Date: 2004-08-14 12:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] annevo.livejournal.com
I do NOT, I repeat, NOT, like techno, but I must asmit they had the world's best Techno DJ in Athens. His name is DJ Tiƫsto. He's Dutch. :D

Date: 2004-08-14 01:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] annevo.livejournal.com
admit, ofcourse...

Furthermore: I missed most of the colourful people pretending to be Greek history and mythology...

I did get goosebumps when that athlete ran through the modern olympics... falling in 1916... 1936 being different then all other... 1940 and 1944 *big pause*...

The order of the countries was based on their Greek names AND according to Greek alphabet. It took me about half an hour to figure that out. I did do Ancient Greek in high school...

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Date: 2004-08-14 03:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hawleygriffen.livejournal.com
I thought the cube guy was cool, but I wasn't on anything, 'm afraid. But I do remember wondering about the glowbaby thing. When she was still normal pregnant, I was, "oh yeah, life, etc. I get it", then they switched the light bulb on... wtf?

Date: 2004-08-14 04:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seraphina-pyra.livejournal.com
I liked the olympic ceremony. But I missed the glowing pregnant lady 'cos the rain interupted the signal.

The thing I noticed the most was that the athletes seemed incapable of staying in formation; they were practically attacking the cameras in order to get on tv. lol

Date: 2004-08-14 08:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yarha.livejournal.com
It certainly WAS much better with alcohol. Laughter was had by all.

Either Al-Qaida struck or that was a fantastically hugemongous fireworks show.

Yarha, Nuked by Roman Candles

Date: 2004-08-14 08:53 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Yeah, she was pregnant with a lightbulb. I almost choked on my drink when I suddenly saw her belly begin to glow!

Date: 2004-08-16 08:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tobiasglass.livejournal.com
That shocked me. Didn't expect to see it, was actually rather bored with the whole thing and then..

Glooow


"Right, that's just plain creepy."

"She's greek, what more explination do you need?"

(The second person was Lexi...)
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