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So I emerge from another day down in my underground lair rec room. Today was LOTR day, and--damn, that is a lot of movie. I clocked it at about eleven or twelve hours, although that includes bathroom breaks and family interruptions. By the time I was halfway into ROTK, I started skipping a scene here and there: "Ew, spiders. Skip. Ew, more spiders. Skip. Yes, they're still dirty and thirsty, I get it. Skip skip skip."

My mother, meanwhile, has largely gotten a grip on herself, now that I've spent three days in a row holed up and glued to the DVD player. I mean, I had (another) talk with her about the whole nagging thing--part of the reason I kept getting so frustrated was because I'd say, "You know, I know where you're coming from but it's really not helping me, and besides, this is to important to me to blow it," and she'd say, "Yeah, I know," and then she'd still nag. So today I was like, "Look, I'm watching this today and that on Saturday and this here on Sunday, and then I should have seen everything once through, and I can pick one to start on." And I guess that made her feel like I had a plan or something, because she seems a lot calmer now. Also, she kept bringing me drinks. And then pizza. I could learn to live with this.

However, the cat bit the everliving shitfire out of my hand. She decided to watch Two Towers with me, and all of a sudden, while I was petting her on my knee, she grabbed my right hand--my writing hand--and just chowed on it. Seriously, a fang tooth went in really, really deep, and I ended up in the bathroom stanching the blood with peroxide for about five minutes solid. (Blood running down my arm as I walk into the den: "Hey, does anyone have any Neosporin?") Of course, that's my cat for you--I've got two awful long scratch scars on my right wrist that look like I tried to off myself. Drunk. With a butter knife. Ain't pretty, folks.

Tomorrow: Braveheart and Titanic, if I don't die of pseudo-Celtic soundtrackitis first.

Date: 2004-07-30 10:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jerthepedo.livejournal.com
Aw, sorry about the cat-bite.

Date: 2004-07-30 10:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] arayuldaiel.livejournal.com
Did you watch the extended verions or the regular versions? I watched the extended FotR and TTT dvds in a row once...I think I fell asleep during the Battle of Pelennor Fields.

Ouch, cat sctratches huuuurt. I've never had any pets (unless four year old brothers cout...), but I spent enough time at friends' houses to know not to pick up cats if they're pissed. Do. Not.

if I don't die of pseudo-Celtic soundtrackitis first

Whatever you do, don't listen to the Mists of Avalon soundtrack ;)

Date: 2004-07-30 10:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cleolinda.livejournal.com
The scary thing is, I was just watching the theatrical versions--I'd totally do the EEs but ROTK EE won't come out in time, and I want to have a matched set. Of course, this does mean I get to joke about the weird theatrical version continuity you've got if you don't have the extra stuff ("Hey, where'd we get that rope from?").

Date: 2004-07-30 10:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] denimjo.livejournal.com
Awwww, I know how painful cat bites can be. I've had that happen a couple of times myself.

Good luck with the movie watching. This is actually going to be quite interesting, to see you chronicle your journey intp publishmenthood (is that even a word? It is now!). In fact, I think I'd probably like to see you have this chronicle on your book if it would fit. It would be an interesting perspective. But whatever....I just cannot WAIT to buy your book!

(By the way, this won't be the first book I purchase that has been based on a web site, but I expect it will be the best!)

Date: 2004-07-30 10:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cleolinda.livejournal.com
Aww, cool! What else have you bought?

And yeah, if y'all are willing to put up with it, I fully intend to document the process. I suspect it'll be an eye-opener for a lot of people: "Oh... being a writer is... actually kind of boring."

Date: 2004-07-31 09:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] denimjo.livejournal.com
I have bought the books based on two other web sites: One from the site "GrudgeMatch.com,"(well worth it....very, very funny!) and the other from "So You Decided to Become Evil."(a little disappointing, but peh...at least they tried.)

Date: 2004-07-30 10:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ter369.livejournal.com
Just remember, (regarding your mom's attitude at the mo'), that when people accept awards and thank their nearest and dearest, what they really mean by "support" is:

"Thanks for still knowing me after I didn't work on all your projects, or frolic with the gang, or clean up every scrap of untidiness because I was writing/acting/directing."

Most of my friends are writers or actors. They all hear the "But what are you doing AGAIN?" Even though everyone is so impressed by the accomplishments of artists. Uh, when do they think we prepare the accomplishments?

Date: 2004-07-30 10:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cleolinda.livejournal.com
Seriously. It's kind of sad, but to me one of the most important ways you can show support for someone is to say, "I think what you're doing is important, so I'm going to get out of your way."

Date: 2004-07-30 10:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ter369.livejournal.com
I finally got my mother to the point of saying, "It may not be important to me, but I guess it's important to you."

Hey. It's a step.

Date: 2004-07-30 11:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ter369.livejournal.com
The "no sissies in Opera" icon?

'Twas made for me as a Yule gift by LJ member harmonyfb. You are welcome to use it, too.


Date: 2004-07-31 12:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kookaburra1701.livejournal.com
Yeah, the opera one.

Thanks for the offer, but as a lowly free-user, I only have 3 pics. Woe.

Date: 2004-07-30 10:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kittygopounce.livejournal.com
Meh *snugs* My mum does similar-ish things, sometimes, only what I'm doing is probably not so big/important as why you're watching dvds for three days straight ;) but she does it with food-food (like, brown rice and vegetables and stuff) and gets pissy/naggy even if I told her beforehand that I was hungry.

Oh! Yay! Someone else with a cat like mine! I mean, not so so much of the yay about the bite, but ... yay someone else whose cat I can relate to! Or rather, I can relate my cat to. How'd you get your cat off you?

Date: 2004-07-30 10:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cleolinda.livejournal.com
I screamed, and she let go when she damn well felt like it. I've learned that trying to shake or hit her only makes her bite down harder, which is how I've ended up running through the halls shrieking with a mad cat surgically attached to my forearm.

Date: 2004-07-30 11:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kittygopounce.livejournal.com
Owie .... my cat did similar, only to my face, and I didn't want him to bite down more, so I blocked his nose, and that made him let go, because he needed to breathe. But, yes, it does. Have you tried biting back?

Date: 2004-07-30 11:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kookaburra1701.livejournal.com
I bit my horse back once, but it only worked for about a week, and she tasted too nasty to follow up.

Date: 2004-07-31 12:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kittygopounce.livejournal.com
Ewww! Except, what am I saying? *grins* I'd done that one too - when my horse stood on me and forgot to get off, and no amount of shoving or trying to pick up his hoof got me anywhere. So, I bit him, lol. *points to your username* Australian?

Date: 2004-07-31 12:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kittygopounce.livejournal.com
*looks at user info* ok, so not. But kookaburras! Yay!

Date: 2004-07-31 12:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kookaburra1701.livejournal.com
Yes! The cute little buggers deserve attention.

Date: 2004-07-31 12:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kittygopounce.livejournal.com
Damn straight. I sent the sound of one laughing to a friend recently, and he said i was hella weird *pouts* Poor birdies. I would feel like I was being asked to live without water, if I had to move away from Australia permanently - no more kookaburra sounds, or magpie song! Meh.

Date: 2004-07-31 04:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ladyortyger.livejournal.com
kookaburra sits in the old gum tree
merry merry king of the brush is he
laugh kookaburra laugh kookaburra
save some [] for meee...

... cute song even though I can't remember all the words.

Date: 2004-07-31 09:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kittygopounce.livejournal.com
*considers* Kookaburra sits in the old gum tree, merry merry king of the bush is he, laugh kookaburra laugh, kookaburra gay your life must be.

There is more, lol, but I forget it. I think when I was little, I was in a choir that one some state-wide competition, singing that and another song. :)

Date: 2004-07-31 09:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ladyortyger.livejournal.com
yeah, there is one more verse, that ends "save some.... for me... OH BRAINLIGHTNING!

Kookaburra sits in the old gum tree,
Merry, merry king of the bush is he,
Laugh, Kookaburra, Laugh, Kookaburra,
Gay your life must be.

Kookaburra sits in the old gum tree
Eating all the gumdrops he can see
Stop, Kookaburra, Stop, Kookaburra
Leave some there for me.

Kookaburra sits in the old gum tree,
Counting all the monkeys he can see
Stop, Kookaburra, Stop, Kookaburra,
That's no monkey, that's me.

Date: 2004-07-31 09:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kittygopounce.livejournal.com
Heh, I've never heard that version - no, wait, I've heard the monkey-me bit, lol. The most common comic version here is:

Kookaburra sits on the electric wire,
Jumping up and down with his pants on fire,
Laugh kookaburra laugh,
Kookaburra gay your life must be.


It really doesn't change that much, unless I've forgotten the end, lol.

Date: 2004-07-31 12:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kookaburra1701.livejournal.com
Nope- from America, but I picked my username because "Kookaburra" was my favourite song when I was little, and I needed a non-fandom (I'm mostly on the 'net for LotR) name so that I could infiltrate non-fandom comms with the same account without them catching on that I'm actually an uber-geek.

Date: 2004-07-31 12:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kittygopounce.livejournal.com
Ah *nods* Well, I'm impressed and pleased that the kookaburras have a fan in the US :P (Ok, much of the shh! I won't tell! lol)

Date: 2004-07-30 10:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] christigilly.livejournal.com
***Tomorrow: Braveheart and Titanic, if I don't die of pseudo-Celtic soundtrackitis first. ***

pseudo-Celtic. Hee.

Date: 2004-07-30 10:36 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] celli
*sympathy and gauze*

And I'm glad you've come to an understanding with your mom. That's great.

Date: 2004-07-30 10:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cleolinda.livejournal.com
Thanks--and eh, it's probably temporary. I mean, really, we're very close. Probably too close. Which is probably why it's so annoying to me--it'd be like your best friend or maybe your favorite aunt being like, "YOU'LL NEVER FINISH THIS ON TIME!"

Date: 2004-07-30 11:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mental-thatone.livejournal.com
Haha, I just heart you so much. :')

Date: 2004-07-31 04:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] musikologie.livejournal.com
Ah, Braveheart. Coincidentally, do you know how many movies have Mel Gibson rattle on about freedom? Braveheart, The Patriot, heck, even Chicken Run. 'Tis scary.

And oh, the Titanic soundtrack. I actually think I broke the family's copy, because of the auditory pain it was causing. Curses.

Date: 2004-07-31 06:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] modpixie.livejournal.com
yes, but at least he was spoofing that image in chicken run...

Date: 2004-07-31 06:16 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] batwrangler.livejournal.com


You probably know that cat bites can cause wicked, hard-to-treat infections, right? It's a combination of nasty bacteria and the fact that cat bites are typically deep puncture wounds that close quickly (as opposed to dog bites which are typically tearing wounds that don't seal in infection).

The copious bleeding was probably a good thing in that it will have helped clean the wound, but if it shows any signs of infection, please, please, go straight to a doctor and get heavy-duty antibiotics. (Wouldn't want you to loose a hand.)


Date: 2004-07-31 06:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cleolinda.livejournal.com
Yeah--every cat scratch I've ever had has puffed up pretty bad, so I think we were expecting it to be nasty and cleaned it accordingly. Actually, my mother saw blood running down my arm and took charge at that point, and started working on me with two kinds of disinfectant (I didn't see what was in the first bottle; it was kinda... green?). And we kept having to swab it with peroxide or whatever because it wouldn't stop fizzing. I think it went pretty deep--maybe into the muscle of my hand, the part under my pinky--but all things considered, it looks pretty good right now. I'll definitely call a doctor if it gets worse. (/info you didn't actually want)

Date: 2004-07-31 11:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ccaretta.livejournal.com
I don't know why that comment made me think of this, but my high school science project was to see what has the most contaminated mouth out of a horse, dog, cat and human. After incubating eight petri dishes in my mom's closet for two weeks, you should have seen the crazy stuff that was on the cat dishes. I thought I was gonna have to call the CDC for a hazmat unit. So cat bites can get pretty nasty if you don't watch it.

Oh yeah. I also learned that you should ask your mom before using her closet as a bacterial incubator. She was not amused when she saw animal saliva samples on top of her favorite sweater.

Date: 2004-07-31 06:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] modpixie.livejournal.com
one of my classmates literally got "cat scratch fever" when her cat flexed its claws in her lap and managed to hit a gland. i'm not kidding. poor kid, she was okay, eventually.

this is why i'm always thankful when one of the cats i sit bites me, instead of scratching me. :)

Date: 2004-07-31 08:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valkyrie79.livejournal.com
Weird kitty -- she was so nice and lovey with Greg. She must be one of those that has extreme mood swings. Or Greg is a cat whisperer. One of the two.

Date: 2004-07-31 11:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cleolinda.livejournal.com
Neither one would surprise me.

Date: 2004-07-31 06:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sturmclan.livejournal.com
Hi there - I'm new, but I'm absolutely in LOVE with your stuff. You're totally hysterical!
I just had to empathize with your crazy cat. We used to have one just like that - completely neurotic - no, certifiable is more like it. He had those creepy weird cat eyes that just look like he's trying to decide at which end to begin eating you once you've fallen asleep. I honestly believe that if we all died, he would wait about 5 minutes before he began feasting on our corpses.
Anyway, he used to do the same thing. You'd be sitting & just gently petting him & he'd be purring up a storm. Then, out of the blue, with no provocation, he'd just lash out & sink his teeth into the tender area between your thumb & forefinger. HARD. No...REALLY FREAKIN' HARD. Then, knowing the repercussions, he'd leap (well, "leap" is exaggerating a bit - he was enormously fat, so "let gravity pull him down" would be more accurate) from our lap & waddle off to mutter kitty obscenities, act superior & lick himself. He was an evil cat. I sympathize with your plight.

mad sad bad kitties

Date: 2004-07-31 07:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] soberloki.livejournal.com
Eeee! Spastically evil kitty. I volunteer for a cat-rescue outfit in my city, and we get some pretty nutsy furballs, but v. few in that kind of mood. The ones that are, though… you just learn to recognize that *glint* in their eyes. I think it's just that some cats have wonky brain chemistry, like some people! LOL

I'm listening to The Vines cover OutKast's 'Miss Jackson'… it's wonderful…

Re: mad sad bad kitties

Date: 2004-07-31 08:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elbiesee.livejournal.com
Sometimes there's a *glint*, and sometimes there isn't. Cats are such bitches. I have a step-cat that will occasionally go off on a spaz, but usually contents himself by sitting on my head in the middle of the night. {/tmi}

Besides the Cujo-Kitty attack, I'm glad things are better on the Cleolinda front.

Re: mad sad bad kitties

Date: 2004-07-31 09:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] edda.livejournal.com
*has mad icon love*

Re: mad sad bad kitties

Date: 2004-08-01 04:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] daiseechain.livejournal.com
Aah yes. The 'cat-on-crack' glazed madness that comes on them out of nowhere. We can't go barefoot in my house because of it...

Date: 2004-07-31 09:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] edda.livejournal.com
Maybe it was the pseudo-Celtic music that made the cat go berserk. Just a thought.

Date: 2004-07-31 09:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cleolinda.livejournal.com
Well... what was I watching at the time? Either FOTR or TTT, I think. So... if my cat can't handle LOTR, she ain't no cat of mine.

Date: 2004-08-01 04:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] daiseechain.livejournal.com
I empathise about the cat scratches. I was recently reunited with my own bastard feline, and he promptly left me with two huge scars down my arm.

They're just so cute to live with. X-p
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