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[cleolinda]

Wow! Baby's first flame!

(Yeah, I totally didn't mean to actually post this at the community. Oops. I think I've managed to take it down before it inspired too much wank. I think it's funny, myself, so 500 people don't need to go defend my honor or anything.)

ETA: Ah, now we have a random anonymous "get over yourself" added to the fray. I'm mostly just shocked that it took--what, two weeks?--for the negativity to start showing up.

ETA 2: And this one's just odd: "whats with that cleo whore and that other bitch??" The weirdest part is that it's an otherwise positive comment.

Comments

[shoiryu.livejournal.com]

ARE YOU CERTAIN YOU DON'T WANT ME TO CHARGE IN SO THEY KNOW JUST HOW AWESOME AND SPECIAL YOU ARE?!

[fanofall.livejournal.com]

That's really kinda funny. Since, like, the ENTIRE WORLD thinks you're hysterical, and you have OBJECTIVELY VERIFIABLE PROOF that other people who don't know you think you're hysterical, that one guy MUST be right.

Hee!

[luminosity]

Hey, an anonymous flame to boot! You've *arrived*, baybee!

:)

[tiedyeddress.livejournal.com]

LJ is such a negative place so often it pains me.

Well, I think you are hilarious!

(BTW Hi! I added you just recently) :)

[girlofabyss.livejournal.com]

I know that this has nothing to do with anything, but I really love your Galadriel icon. A lot. And yeah, I love all of your icons, but your Galadriel icon is the limit! I love me some Cate Blanchett...

[kotszok.livejournal.com]

Haha! You can be proud of yourself! No true author is complete without stupid flamers who don't know the difference between "helpful criticism" and their own ass. (If that made sense, I'm pretty sure I screwed up that oh so very funny and witty line somewhere along the way)

You know you're way over it and so much better! All of us faithful minions and followers know. There's what? 5 million of us? lol Keep tight!

[gsalinas.livejournal.com]

The post I just made will probably get lost in the 1000 or so, but I just wanted to say I didn't think it was particulary good. But you know....just not my thing I guess, but the jokes were kinda obvious and pretty much amounted to a plot summary with cursing. So if you're into that kinda thing, fine. But it didn't make me laugh. Sorry.

[zombiequeen.livejournal.com]

I agree with fanofall. Maybe your anonymous flamer was using the phrase "you should be put down" not to mean "you should be euthanized," but to mean "you deserve a scathing put-down." Except he or she couldn't think of one.

It's much like the fine shade of difference between "I think your stuff is sh*t" and "I think your stuff is THE sh*t."

Well... I still like you, Cleo. :D

[cellardoor28.livejournal.com]

aw, its like moveis in 15 minutes has finally come of age. bless its ickle heart!!!

(btw, is it wrong of me that when reading through the bit with the flame i was totally distracted by mad icon love for this (http://userpic.livejournal.com/12724181/1155632)?)

[punkiejeannien.livejournal.com]

dude, so i didn't see the post, but if someone is nutty enough to actually say something like "you should be put down"... perhaps they should be put down. *shakes head*

i think i almost wrote *shakes heads*...

[seraphina-pyra.livejournal.com]

*shakes head* dear me, where do these people caome from? lol
I hate the way people aren't willing to sign a name to their insults, I mean they could just leave a fake name and it would be ok, but signing it as anonymous is just cowardly.
I think you are very talented and your movie parodies are very funny ^_^
Pyra

[tecno-fairy.livejournal.com]

oooh, looks like you've got yourself a couple of wierdos! Quite how that person failed to deduce that 'Cleo' and 'Cleolinda' could be the same person...

*backs away slowly from the crazy*

I think laughing at them and inviting others to mock them openly is definately the best course of action here; I can appreciate that not everyone shares the same sense of humour, but if something doesn't make you laugh, there's no need to get nasty...

oh well, there's always one, isn't there? Soon you will have almighty hoardes of squeeing Cleo fangirls to defend your honour and good name all over the internet! You will be invincible!

Read your POA parody..

[(Anonymous)]

I saw your parody linked by Mugglenet.. I just have to say that's one of the most hilarious things I've ever read!! I love it soo much.. Good work!!

- Katie

[edda.livejournal.com]

I got all bouncer-macho over there. I'm sorry, I couldn't help it. It was more like just laying my hand on Hor-Caller's shoulder, rather than threatening them or anything.

I KEEL YOU, HOR-CALLER!!

Sorry. Really.

[waterbathnew.livejournal.com]

Hey! I also got the link from mugglenet.com *waves back* and I think it was really funny. I loved it. Keep up the good work! Oh and I have this friend that is also a writer that, by your sense of humor and hers, you could totally get along with!

oh and about the thing with "Bitch, Please" do you guys know Whatevia? that's like her motto.

http://p085.ezboard.com/fsurvivorsucksfrm12.showMessage?topicID=268.topic
it is really funny.

[shrwhyte.livejournal.com]

Someone told you that you should be put down? OMG awesome.

[vivian-shaw.livejournal.com]

Yep, you've made it. I remember my first anonymous Stoopid Flamer encounter. It gives you a lovely little frisson of superiority.

[walzergrl.livejournal.com]

it doesn't count if 50 people defend you and no one sides with the flamer. if just one other person had taken the moron's side... maybe. but i'm with that other person who said he's a 12 year old from mugglenet. everone knows 12 year olds aren't flameworthy. i'm afraid you're still a flame virgin.

[thefirespirit.livejournal.com]

-hug from a total stranger-
There are some people in this world who don't deserve to be given free speech, just try to ignore them. I love you Cate Blanchette/(sp?)/Galadriel pic btw.