While there would be logistics to work out that may render this offer ridiculously non-implementable (such as how to get the below-mentioned items to the other side of the country):
I live in San Francisco and have easy access to looming sea cliffs and a rather large bridge. Misbehaving cell phones, computer equipment and automobiles could always be made to sleep with the fishes.
Well, maybe just the cell phone and the computer. The local residents would probably come after me if I tried to push a car off the Golden Gate Bridge.
You know, just had a vision of the local news: "In a bizarre twist, a local woman was taken into custody after attempting to push a car through the railings of the Golden Gate Bridge. When asked why she did it, her only response was 'I just wanted the My Little Ponies to come back to Cleoland!'"
So, you know, maybe just the computer and the cell phone, then.
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Date: 2009-08-20 03:31 pm (UTC)While there would be logistics to work out that may render this offer ridiculously non-implementable (such as how to get the below-mentioned items to the other side of the country):
I live in San Francisco and have easy access to looming sea cliffs and a rather large bridge. Misbehaving cell phones, computer equipment and automobiles could always be made to sleep with the fishes.
Well, maybe just the cell phone and the computer. The local residents would probably come after me if I tried to push a car off the Golden Gate Bridge.
You know, just had a vision of the local news:
"In a bizarre twist, a local woman was taken into custody after attempting to push a car through the railings of the Golden Gate Bridge. When asked why she did it, her only response was 'I just wanted the My Little Ponies to come back to Cleoland!'"
So, you know, maybe just the computer and the cell phone, then.