Oh my god, I'm so sorry. "Ridiculous" doesn't begin to cover it.
You just need to ask the city for permission to burn your house down, salt the earth where it stands, and build a new in a place that has been verified and blessed by Feng Sui, Native American, and probably Catholic authorities (as Catholics can perform exorcisms). That should cover it.
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Date: 2009-08-20 02:09 pm (UTC)You just need to ask the city for permission to burn your house down, salt the earth where it stands, and build a new in a place that has been verified and blessed by Feng Sui, Native American, and probably Catholic authorities (as Catholics can perform exorcisms). That should cover it.