Okay, this is disturbing, and I apologise for potentially killing anyone's lovely weekend buzz, but has anyone seen this? http://laurensbite.blogspot.com/2009/01/why-i-will-always-defend-edward-part-2.html

This woman's had an Edward action-figure that has his own blog for a while. She refers to him as pocket-Edward. And yet, she's the like the Anti-Cleo. So crazy. (Shall I start with the dizzying background, hm? Her adamant stance that the character of Edward Cullen is not abusive, or a stalker? And that, even if he were, who wouldn't want to be stalked by that (?!))