I can't not share this
Remember Freakishly Lifelike Christian Bale?
That's A DOLL. You guys, I am going to own this. I don't care if I have to sell a kidney, if I have to keep it under a milk crate so it doesn't kill the other dolls, if I have to lock it up at night so it doesn't kill me. I can't not own something this fantastic.
ETA: For certain values of "going to." Not any time soon, I don't think.

That's A DOLL. You guys, I am going to own this. I don't care if I have to sell a kidney, if I have to keep it under a milk crate so it doesn't kill the other dolls, if I have to lock it up at night so it doesn't kill me. I can't not own something this fantastic.
ETA: For certain values of "going to." Not any time soon, I don't think.


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