Bottles of wine, covered with dew, and otters

[cleolinda]

I've been sitting on this for a couple of days, but I can sit no more: If there is purpler prose than this, I don't want to know about it. Includes fanart and a dramatic reading.

ETA: In defense of Silk and Steel. In other words, an intentional burst of badfic?

Comments

[robinmc.livejournal.com]

Am I the only one who thought that read like a rather dirty Mad-Libs?

[particle-person.livejournal.com]

Which is going some, because all Mad-Libs are dirty, to my knowledge. At least that's how we did it growing up.

[sirinde.livejournal.com]

Only this is one where they couldn't chuck ANY of the options they thought off... they just used them all.