Bottles of wine, covered with dew, and otters

[cleolinda]

I've been sitting on this for a couple of days, but I can sit no more: If there is purpler prose than this, I don't want to know about it. Includes fanart and a dramatic reading.

ETA: In defense of Silk and Steel. In other words, an intentional burst of badfic?

Comments

[crumpeteer.livejournal.com]

My favorite part is when he can't think of anything better to compare her butt to than bread. I mean really...bread?

[elbales]

Hey, I like bread! ;)