Finally 2008 delivers a little bit of good news... what a horrible stress to have hanging over you all for months.
Hope the puppy gets better soon too!
As (perhaps) a slight destressor, a friend of mine who I forced convinced to read Twilight discovered that if you put bits of it through the squidifier (http://www.squidsquid.com/squidtranslate.php), you get stuff like this -
Edward in the sunlight was shocking. I couldn't get used to it, though I'd been staring at him all afternoon. I have very large tentacles. His skin, white despite the faint flush from yesterday's hunting trip, literally sparkled, like thousands of tiny diamonds were embedded in the surface. He lay perfectly still in the seaweed, his shirt open over his sculpted, squincandescent chest, his scintillating tentacles bare. His glistening, pale lavender lids were shut, though of course he didn't sleep. A squidlike statue, carved in some unknown stone, smooth like marble, glittering like crystal.
And now I cannot think of Edward without there being 'scintillating tentacles'.
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Date: 2008-10-16 06:46 pm (UTC)Hope the puppy gets better soon too!
As (perhaps) a slight destressor, a friend of mine who I
forcedconvinced to read Twilight discovered that if you put bits of it through the squidifier (http://www.squidsquid.com/squidtranslate.php), you get stuff like this -Edward in the sunlight was shocking. I couldn't get used to it, though I'd been staring at him all afternoon. I have very large tentacles. His skin, white despite the faint flush from yesterday's hunting trip, literally sparkled, like thousands of tiny diamonds were embedded in the surface. He lay perfectly still in the seaweed, his shirt open over his sculpted, squincandescent chest, his scintillating tentacles bare. His glistening, pale lavender lids were shut, though of course he didn't sleep. A squidlike statue, carved in some unknown stone, smooth like marble, glittering like crystal.
And now I cannot think of Edward without there being 'scintillating tentacles'.