cleolinda | Y'all this is so lame but humor me

Okay, you guys, this is super lame but apparently the final Twilight trailer is coming out tonight, and there was a SNEAK PEEK last night that convulsed me with laughter (THE TREE CLIMBING OMG) so I am totally on board with this, and apparently they're going to show it on Entertainment Tonight in full this evening, and then it's going live on THE WIDGET, and an hour later you'll be able to get it in HD on MySpace, and I am sorry, I am not going to goddamn MYSPACE, so here we are with THE WIDGET. Oh my God, this is so lame. Anyway, come back whenever (please refer to countdown on THE WIDGET) to see TEH EXCLOOSIV TRAILAR, which you can only get here on my journal (or anywhere else someone posted THE WIDGET).

Also: Y'ALL SOMEBODY SASSED MY MOM AT THE MCDONALD'S EVERYONE IS GONNA DIE. I think you know what this means: it's time to revisit the entry that explains why we can't ever go back to Sonic.

ETA: From annlarimer: How To Be The Perfect Pre-Teen Vampire Pin-Up. "Gaze: menacing, yet seductive. Look, we all know why you're here: to scare girls into puberty."

ETA 2: New ‘Twilight’ Trailer Tonight! Film Your Reactions And You May Wind Up On MTV! MTV: Encouraging psycho fan wank since May 2008.

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Oh my lord I know how you feel.

I'm all about the feminist outrage, and then I see the hotness that is Robert Pattinson, and the teenage girl in me takes over.

Ugh.

You know what's funny, I never even looked at RPatz twice when he was in HP, but now that he's playing a teenage vampire, I'm all "Om Nom Nom."

Which is SO wrong.

Same here! I thought "meh, he's ok" and then I see him all vamped-up and...well...yeah.

Honestly, when I see pics of him in real life all I can think is "take a shower and put some eyeliner on." But I still swoon, just a little.

I think this is called the RPattz Shame Spiral.

WIN.
im making a rpattz shame spiral tshirt.
did anybody see the youtube video of him singing at the whiskey?

I tried to watch the video (I can't believe I'm admitting to that), but I started laughing so hard I had to stop.

Will you share your concept so I can icon it? lol.

I haven't seen that vid. Oooh Noes.

I do love, though, how anti-hollywood the whole cast of the movie has been. Every time I see RPattz on TMZ or whatever, he's so awesome with the Paps. Like, he totally doesn't give a shit, take your picture, I'll talk to you and banter with you. Yes, he tends to be drunk whenever they find him, but I still love his attitude.

Haha. I think that Shame Spiral needs to be iconned.

If you do icon it, lemme know.

I have 3 days off next week... its totally happening.

Shit, I thought he was cute in HP. I'm just... not gonna go look up how old he was at the time. Twenty? I'm hoping. A little piece of my soul dies every time I look up someone cute and he was born in the '90s.

Oh Em Gee, me too. When my little brother started dating a girl born in 92, I was like "dude, that's so wrong," but he was only born in 89, so it's not terrible for him.

I'm just not prepared to not be the young generation. When being born in the '80s is like, so passe, it makes me wanna cry.

How old is RPattz, anyway? *goes to look* Oh, thank God. Born in '86. I'm safe. :D

Ah, he's about my sister's age, then. See, I was born in 1978, which makes the '90s thing just that much more horrifying for me.

My senior year of high school, a few kids born early in 1990 were freshman. The world almost ended a little bit for me right there, lol.

And suddenly, they all had this attitude about how great it was to be born after 1989. I'm like "no, not really. you missed out on all the good pop culture cause you were too young. And also, stfu, you're 12."

When a whole generation of people don't know about the smurfs and fraggle rock, it seems so...wrong.

Y'all this is so lame but humor me

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