I've read all the books and I still feel a bit ambiguous about them..Its a love/hate thing. I've finished Breaking Dawn a couple of days ago and I was laughing so hard while reading this that you cannot believe. I almost fell off my chair sometimes. True story!
I agree (and applaud) with all the comments you made but specially the "And they sexed happily ever after in their magic cottage while their half-vampire toddler slept in the next room, and it was the best series starting with a teenage girl in love with a mysterious boy in her class that ended up with a teenage girl defending her growth-accelerated mutant hybrid baby from an ancient clan of evil vampires with her magical psychic shield that I ever read, THE END"
This book has so many things wrong with it that only your recaps have helped me cope with wrongness of it all.
And if they make a movie I hope they include your comments so ppls heads don't explode while seeing it.
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Date: 2008-09-25 03:51 pm (UTC)I've finished Breaking Dawn a couple of days ago and I was laughing so hard while reading this that you cannot believe. I almost fell off my chair sometimes. True story!
I agree (and applaud) with all the comments you made but specially the "And they sexed happily ever after in their magic cottage while their half-vampire toddler slept in the next room, and it was the best series starting with a teenage girl in love with a mysterious boy in her class that ended up with a teenage girl defending her growth-accelerated mutant hybrid baby from an ancient clan of evil vampires with her magical psychic shield that I ever read, THE END"
This book has so many things wrong with it that only your recaps have helped me cope with wrongness of it all.
And if they make a movie I hope they include your comments so ppls heads don't explode while seeing it.