Oh god. Painfully long book. Painfully long book. This summary was long to read, so I can't even imagine what it was like to write. At least yours was funny. Doesn't sound like you could say much the same about the book... Also: crack!fiction much? Jesucristo, Meyer.
About the Captain Planet bit: I wanted to cry "EARTH!!!" so bad.
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Date: 2008-08-19 03:03 am (UTC)About the Captain Planet bit: I wanted to cry "EARTH!!!" so bad.