Just a note

[cleolinda]

Two things that came up in the comments of the previous entry:

1. Ellen Page IS Jane Eyre (thanks, elbeonore). "Alison Owen of Ruby Films, who most recently produced 'The Other Boleyn Girl,' is working with BBC Films to develop the new adaptation of Bronte's classic 19th century romance." OH HELL NO.


2. This thread:

crumpeteer: I'm waiting for the action figures. But really they won't have much action except to mope around and pine over Bella.

cleolinda: Edward would definitely have Sparkle Action, though.

crumpeteer: Most embarrassing moment in vampire lore EVER.

cleolinda: I hereby swear (holds up hand) that if I write a 15M for this movie, I will try my damnedest to work in the line, "I have begun to doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion."

crumpeteer: And I'll want an icon of that.

cleolinda: Done!

Comments

[crumpeteer.livejournal.com]

Perfect.

Part of me thinks that the Twilight vampires are the ones who got swirlies and stuffed in their lockers in vampire school.

[r-a-black.livejournal.com]

Poor guys, they'd never be able to hide from the bullies on bright days... unless the bullies are the kind of vampires that would burn in sunlight AS IS THE WAY GOD INTENDED IT!

[crumpeteer.livejournal.com]

If Buffy is to be believe, all one needs is a blanket thrown over the head and you're impervious to the flame bursting.

I'd have to think that even a vampire with a blanket thrown over their head would be reluctant to be caught with a vampire who sparkled like a prom queen's tiara. Even the undead have standards.

[r-a-black.livejournal.com]

Oh, where are the Crack!Fic writers when you need them?

And when I was little, I remember seeing a vampire movie where the vamp put sunscreen on herself and it worked in keeping her from burning.. I wonder if SueVampires would stop sparkling with sunscreen?

[spherissa.livejournal.com]

No silly that's what Powder is for...

[r-a-black.livejournal.com]

*watches a reference go over her head*