See, my choir sang at the Kennedy Center Honors and we watched Jessica Simpson as she slowly fell apart onstage- we were all convinced it was a wardrobe malfunction from the way she seemed to be clutching her dress. A hand that first seemed fixed on her stomach inched over during the song until it was wrapped around her entire chest. *shrugs* But then the next day, all the gossip was centered around her "nerves", so perhaps we were all too anxious to have a wardrobe malfunction of our very own. ;)