Cleolinda everywhere

I worked at a restaurant for a good... 6 years or so and the only time I fell on the stairs (that's right, stairs, at a restaurant... talk about awesome) was the day that I fell up the stairs holding three salads with large sides of dressing. The salads didn't spill, but I ended up with three different oily creamy salad dressings down the front of my shirt. It was special.