Because there just weren't enough quiz results in my life

[cleolinda]

Oh my God, I am so sore. Bowling and karaoke--more on that in a bit. (What? I'm a sedentary sort with inherited bad knees.)


Police: Man kills 5, self in Kansas City.

Nudity, sex, drinking dethrones beauty queens.

Litvinenko killed over dossier on Russian, according to source.

Officials: Edwards to enter 2008 race.

Police find woman weighing 43 pounds.

Fidel Castro phones Cuban officials: paper reports.

World's first cloned cat has kittens.

Hoaxer, not Hilton, wrote Britney defense posting.

Veteran French rocker Johnny Hallyday escapes taxes.

Paparazzi sues celeb blogger for $7.6M for stealing pictures.

Time magazine's Person of the Year: You. Lamesauce.

Surfer rides her own wave to 7th world title win.

'Headless opera' puts police on alert.

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Comments

[particle-person.livejournal.com]

Okay, that "woman weighing 43 pounds" article is extremely disturbing. (Especially having seen Se7en.)

I tried to pitch "killer krazy kat klones" script

[xander77.livejournal.com]

to a major studio, but they already have the same movie in production. Billy Zane is schldued to play the Krazy Kat cloner...

[r-a-black.livejournal.com]

Is it wrong that I think that Pirate Woman's face looks weird? I feel wrong for judging a Pirate Woman...

awwwww yeah

[shoukinkasegi.livejournal.com]

I'll risk being made into mincemeat if I can wolfwhistle at your usericon alll day, my lady capn!

[edda.livejournal.com]

*votes 'Woman Pirate' for you*

*hides grog*

*is female ownself, but adopts genital-protection posture just in case*

[mokeyhokey.livejournal.com]

Perez being sued ALMOST makes 2006 worth the hassle.

[alpheratz.livejournal.com]

"If you choose an individual, you have to justify how that person affected millions of people," said Richard Stengel, who took over as Time's managing editor earlier this year. "But if you choose millions of people, you don't have to justify it to anyone."

*headdesk* *headdesk* *headdesk* *ow headdesk ow* No shit, Sherlock, that's why you get paid the big bucks. Invest in some balls.

[karaph.livejournal.com]

Perhaps he met up with PirateWomanCleolinda and is missing said balls....

[bardintraining.livejournal.com]

Possibly interesting linkspam:

Possible cure for Type 1 diabetes:
http://www.canada.com/nationalpost/news/story.html?id=a042812e-492c-4f07-8245-8a598ab5d1bf&k=63970

And possibly addictive crossover OTP generator:
http://shiver.therogue.net/ultimateotp.php

[sternbunny.livejournal.com]

Speaking of women pirates...*looks shifty* Okay, so first read _Lies of Locke Lamora_ to prepare yourself for _Red Seas Under Red Skies_ which will have one of the most awesome female pirates I have ever read. (I've read a preview of her. She swears and is a single mom of two.)

A small interview about the two books can be seen at http://guipago.livejournal.com/480611.html#cutid1 . Oh and Lies got picked as the Science Fiction/Fantasy Book Club Fantasy Book of the Year.

Beth

[nohara-megami.livejournal.com]

That OTP generator should be illegal...I had to make myself walk away from it rofl

[bardintraining.livejournal.com]

God, I know. I spammed MYSELF with that stuff.

[thegeneralerin.livejournal.com]

"Lamesauce"

best insult i've heard in weeks. So stealing.

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

I can hardly claim to have come up with it--I just can't remember where I first heard it.

[derangeddarling.livejournal.com]

hey! I know them!

The Shiver people used to have an RPG called Daughter of the Goddess based on a few fabulous series by Tamora Pierce that I was involved with, but it closed down a couple of years ago. They started up Shiver soon after, but due to...animosity...I didn't join.

They can be lots of fun, though. *huggles OTP gen*

[pinstripe-bindi.livejournal.com]

"If you choose an individual, you have to justify how that person affected millions of people," said Richard Stengel, who took over as Time's managing editor earlier this year. "But if you choose millions of people, you don't have to justify it to anyone."

Translation: We chose "you" because we're lazy bastards! Geez loo-weez.

[stringertheory.livejournal.com]

Just thought I'd share:

I was totally going to buy your book for myself, but my friend beat me to it and got it for me for Christmas.

All I got to say is...WWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

(and: Go you!)

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

Aww, thanks!

[barrelgoddess.livejournal.com]

Cripes, yeah. First thing I thought of when I saw that link. *shudders* That was one of the creepiest parts of that movie in my opinion.