Cleolinda everywhere

I was going to give you linkspam, but I couldn't find the link, os here's the spam and maybe your new-finding skills are more 1337 than mine: according to the Russian news here in Sydney (hence my trouble finding a print source), a 100,000 pound house in Britain is being sold for a measly 1000. Guess why? They've discovered it was built over an abandoned mineshaft which has already claimed a vegetable patch. The whole house could disappear into the earth at any moment. According to the giggling Russian news anchor, a buyer for the little house on the precipice has not yet been found...