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[cleolinda]

Okay, Phake Phantom continues to crack me up. I think it's the lack of sleep, maybe?

I will go to class. I will go to class. I WILL GO TO CLASS.

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[allthelivesofme.livejournal.com]

Oh my god, Beyonce really *was* wearing the entire chandelier. LOL Daaaang.

[lezopez.livejournal.com]

I'll go to class if you go to class!!!

[jedilora.livejournal.com]

::is not in class::

Phaketom is still hilarious. Seriously, he's just funny. They spent their entire budget on Beyonce's eye shadow habit, so they needed a Rent-a-Phantom or something.

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

Canadian Oscar blog

[(Anonymous)]

See link: http://www.cbc.ca/arts/film/oscarblog.html
CBC.ca - Arts - Film - Live Oscar Blog

[particle-person.livejournal.com]

*dials 1-866-PHANTOM*

"Hello, this is Rent-a-Phantom, how may I help you?"

"Well, which model do you want? We have a full range of ages, and you can pick your sexy on a scale from 1, which would be Super!Sexy!Phantom, to 10, Cadaver!Phantom."

"You'd be surprised. Celebs have unusual tastes. Beyonce...but we don't talk about our customers."

"Ok, a number 1 in the 25-31 age bracket. Will you be wanting a removable mask? They can be a bit touchy about that, you know."

"So you'll take your chances. Now, which credit card will you be using?"

...

[firerosecady.livejournal.com]

personally i think when Beyonce gets old her ears will be down her her waist, much thanx to the 10 pound ugly earrings

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

HA.

[vladimirsever.livejournal.com]

This is AWESOME!

[dietcokebreak.livejournal.com]

My comments during that sequence were:

"What's that new crap she has on her eyes? Soot?" (my friends and I agreed that the green was the scariest.)
and
"Now THAT'S NOT Gerard Butler!"

Interesting article

[eve-the-just.livejournal.com]

I found this and I am evily trying to keep you from class...

New FCC fines (http://www.rollingstone.com/news/story/_/id/7047694/bobdylan?pageid=rs.NewsArchive&pageregion=mainRegion&rnd=1109583119548&has-player=unknown)

Sorry I couldn't find a good place to send it to you and sorry I am contributing to your LJ mailbox overload, but I thought you'd be interested and at least as ammused as I am.

[alisaselene.livejournal.com]

http://www.beyonceworld.fanwired.com/temp/oscars2005/showhq/images/021.jpg
This is a pretty good shot of the necklace and it has the rent-a-phantom as well. LOL I'm blind!

[jedilora.livejournal.com]

Wow, he looks really bored.

"Ho-hum, Oscars, eyeshadow...doo-doo-lonely, yes yes...hey, is that a penny?"

[taea-dol.livejournal.com]

go to class la cocotte.

thanks for the laughs, your recap was much much appreciated. altought the roomies though i was a bit crazy when i stood up and cheered when Cate won. might of been me continuing the clip they showed of her as Kate and added: ps: you are fugly to it...

go. to. class.

m

[notashamed.livejournal.com]

WHY is no one mentioning the CREEPY MONKEY???

[squirrelgirl22.livejournal.com]

I like to think that the Creepy Monkey on the piano is Andrew Lloyd Webber's inspiration. Like in the "Fabulous Baker Boys", Michelle Pfeiffer lounges on top of their pianos. I suppose the Creepy Monkey is his version of Michelle Pfeiffer. Now *that's* creepy!

[anavidfan.livejournal.com]

Watch, soon they'll catch on and start selling inflatable Phantoms... perhaps with Real Haunting Action!

[teleute12.livejournal.com]

I've got both of you beat - I'm in class right now.

[kittenkatt.livejournal.com]

I found the final word (http://gofugyourself.typepad.com/go_fug_yourself/2005/02/oscar_postparty_2.html) on Beyonce's necklace.

[alliemolloy.livejournal.com]

Okay, this doesn't have anything to do with the Oscars, or Beyonce, or the Phantom...

On that Lost videos site, there's one using the Cells song... I thought of you all the minute I saw it. http://lostvideo.net/downloads.php

EEEEEE!!!

[kittenkatt.livejournal.com]

Oops, I mean here (http://gofugyourself.typepad.com/go_fug_yourself/2005/02/oscar_fugshion_.html).

Ignore Bai Ling. Really. Please.

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

WAHHHH MY EYES.

Also? Rent-a-Phantom is a lot cuter in the blurry pictures...

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

Ack! Too late!

[alisaselene.livejournal.com]

Maybe they have discounts for fugly rent-a-phantoms...Beyonce couldn't afford a hot one after spending all her money on bling.

[angelryka.livejournal.com]

HA! Beautiful.