Iconses!

I'm just proud that I managed to find a picture for the Giant Flaming Balls of Twine.



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Days recap

The recap is all here, but Vladimir came home from Malta (yay!) in the middle of the show, so it's a bit briefer than usual.

( WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON, MRS. B! WHY ARE YOU ON TOP OF ME??? )

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I'm really trying not to spam LJ today, and... I'm doing a very bad job of it.

Anyway. He's not on LJ, so I feel it is doubly important that I alert you to Eric's blog ...of charm and strange, because he is retelling urban legends (*luff*) and you need to see this.

Eric's Urban Legends: "Humans Can Lick, Too"

This one happened to a friend of a friend of a woman I used to work with. She was living alone at the time, just her and her dog, in an apartment downtown. So, one night she was woken up by a strange sound, it sounded like someone was in her apartment or something. But she didn't want to get worked up over nothing, so she put her hand down over the edge of the bed, because she was always reassured when her dog licked her hand. She felt the licking and fell asleep again right away.

The next morning, the woman woke up and screamed -- there was a message written in blood on her wall! It said, "HUMANS CAN LICK, TOO." Frantically, she looked around and couldn't find her dog anywhere. When the police arrived, they told her, "You've never had a dog. What you've been raising all these years was in fact a deranged serial killer pretending to be a dog." So she had to throw out all that dog food.

Still failing to refrain from spamming LJ

Get your own Meme Meme!

As soon as I figure out what this does... I will let you know.

ETA: Actually, now that some of the levels have started to kick in, it's kind of cool. QUIT SLACKING, LEVEL 3!

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Ohhhh, my head is of the hurt. Whyyyyy? Ow.

Before I go lie down and stew in a bottle of Tylenol, I bring you:


maeritrae's Van Helsing Drinking Game.


From mcee: Deleted scenes from Troy (a link I stole from andrealyn).


Another Troy parody I found wandering around banalando: The Troy Parody to End All Troy Parodies.

Priam: You actually like the girl, right? Because I’m going to be really sore if you don’t.

Paris: Yes…I love her like you love buildings and plant life.

Priam: Oh. Cool! Take this, my wimpier son. You might need it to whoop a bitch ass.

Paris: Whoa. So cool. So SHINY.

Priam: Don’t touch the sharp end.

Paris: I’m not THAT stupid!

Priam: Yes. Yes you are.