Just a few quick things, before I take a power nap

[cleolinda]

Oh, so much fun:

MY SOUL CRAVES THIS T-SHIRT.

spamusement: "this is what the big dogs do"

Turner Classic Movies is love.

"Hugh-mans: Please do not bring guns."

"Dr. Zhivago's Gift Shop."

"Yes, THE Anthony Hopkins. Also, I am huggable."

"Humbert took me to a specialty lingerie store this afternoon. He's been helping me try [the stockings] on while I'm sitting on his lap."

"If you don't marry your assistant quickly, she will quit her job, move to Pittsburgh, and become a housekeeper for Jimmy Stewart...whom she'll eventually fall in love with and marry. Don't let this happen! You two have a child togeth...wait a minute. No you don't."

"My Jaws Scrapbook."

"Please select a container size for your needed alcohol consumable beverage and quantity."

"Bates Taxidermy Shop, Valentine's 2-for-1 Special."

"Rate My Suitors! --Conceited, disreputable, crude!"

"ZIS PAGE BELONGS TO ME!"

"Mommie, mommie, mommie......where are u? Daddy no fun.I hate oatmeal."

"Is your child planning her first murder?"

"Who cares - have you been to the Louvre?! Absolutely incredible! When I wasn't avoiding getting stabbed or dodging gunfire, I also got to shop in the Southern Paris district. Marvy!"

Comments

[mermaidrain.livejournal.com]

TCM rocks! Those pages are just GENIUS. They're so funny and amazingly dead on.