ext_14279 ([identity profile] miladygrey.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] cleolinda 2005-01-10 02:37 am (UTC)

I am laughing and crying and gasping for breath, and you are brilliant.

THE PHANTOM: BE MINE FOREVER AND I WILL CONSUME YOU IN A COMPLETELY NON-FIGURATIVE WAY UNTIL THE BREAK OF DAWN!

[Christine deploys her collapsible bodice, leaving her shoulders completely bare.]


Yep, that sums it up. It's not enough for her to deploy the Cleavage of Doom, she has to have a Collapsible Bodice as well.

Now I shall have to go see it again so I can lust after the Phantom laugh at the wonderful awfulness of it. Drat. *grins*

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