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[cleolinda]

Arrr. Sister Wench, the ship's cook, 'as just warmed a spare morsel o' last night's chocolate lava cake for the crew. The first mate be in possession of a new bandanna from the last booty haul, and I present ye pictures below. Tis a special treat for the first mate, seein' as what his usual bandanna is purple.

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arrr!

[bluemarie.livejournal.com]

Aye, cap'n, yer mate looks to be a fine old sea dog. As it were.

[tundraeternal.livejournal.com]

Aye matey, yer first mate be a right good lookin pup, says i!

[hawleygriffen.livejournal.com]

Begad! Tha' be some special bandanna, alright, for a special sea dog! Arrrr! Worth many pieces o' eight, it be!

[luindilwen.livejournal.com]

Good lookin' first mate ye have there, Cap'n!

[arielchan.livejournal.com]

Yer first mate be lookin' a great deal like me faithful parrot, but me parrot be a different color.

[missmp.livejournal.com]

Tis a fine first mate ye have there. An' yer ship's cook sounds like a bonnie lass to have in the galley. Would ye consider tradin' her fer a barrel o' rum and a sack o' dubloons?

[shirade.livejournal.com]

Good lookin' icon ye have there!

[sheilazc.livejournal.com]

arr, i be lovin' yer jernal of usual, but this pirate speak be killin' me. avast!

[cahwyguy.livejournal.com]

Arrr. Nice icon.

[foresthouse.livejournal.com]

Begad, Grammer Pirate; from whence did ye plunder that icon? Tis right pretty swag.

[duncanatrix.livejournal.com]

Aye, yer first mate be lookin' rather swarthy says I. I'd give me left peg leg for a morsel o' chocolate lava cake! Would yer brig wench be willin' to share a receipt?

[arayuldaiel.livejournal.com]

Aye, ye have a good first mate there, cap'n. That red color be suitin' him, says I.

[edda.livejournal.com]

Yer first mate looks to be a right loyal scoundrel, and rare that be in the life o' the seas. Divvy up the swag with a generous hand, an' long he'll keep your crew in line, matey.

[digdugnamco.livejournal.com]

Ye have raised the ire of Bruce McCulloch!

Terriers are my very favourite breed
They're cute and cuddly and easy dogs to feed
They'll bring you up whenever you are down
Terriers average 20 pounds
When I walk around in this terrier town
One thing that makes me down
Is when people put bandanas on their dogs

[wirrrn.livejournal.com]

Ahoy Matey,

Yarr... Truly yer First Mate be as Fine a Beast as ever widdled on a mainsail during storms as black as Mr Smee's pucker. Yer First Mate actually puts me to mind of me fav'rite Cabin Boy, whom I surely would bedeck with such a winsome bandanna had I not buggered and cannibalised the lad during that Doldrums off the Cape of Good Hope...Hell's tits! There off the Port Side, it be the White Whale hisself! Yarrr, Stuffe this Ship O' Fools fer a larf... Last one up the Old Sea Dog gets a lick of the Cat...

Wirrrn!

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[ailehtac03.livejournal.com]

Hehe ... somehow pirate puns be funnier than regular puns.

[yarha.livejournal.com]

Arr! The first mate be hairy an' bold! There be no stoppin' him if'n raw meat be sommat around! *cough-ahack*

Must..resist..gooberin'..over..cute..dog. AHHHH LOSING IT AHHHH! Whatta cuuute small dog-beast! Der small widdle puppy-dog!..AAHHH.

Yarha, Brain Reduced to Mush

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[bluemarie.livejournal.com]

Heh, there's nothing that can't be improved by adding pirates.