@cleolinda: In about five minutes, I'm gonna have a blood alcohol level of AWESOME

I am going to say this every day for the rest of my life. Even if I'm not drinking. Just in case.

YES, OH MY GOD, HORRIFY THE TWILIGHT N00B IS AWESOME. Especially if you combine the two above things and Horrify the Drunk Twilight N00b, as I did during/after Eclipse. HEH HEH. (And yes, we all appreciate the sacrifice of your sanity for the LOLZ, dear. ♥)