I think Jasper is just worried about Alice Out-Awesoming him out of her un-life. I do hope Summit doesn't mess with him. I always thought his back-story was quite interesting. I mean, OMG, he kinda acts like a....VAMPIRE!!!

As for your snow panic....here in San Francisco we actually get rain panic for fucks sake! It literally drives me nuts and totally fuels my road-rage. I find myself yelling at other drivers "YOUR CAR IS WATERPROOF YOU DOUCHEBAG....JUST DRIVE!!!"

Okay....maybe I need to re-read the de-stressing posts.....