Twilight is the like the gift that keeps on giving. Just when I think the craziness is dying down, shit like this comes out and leaves me with my jaw somewhere near my crotch.

The glitter wang is hilarious but the silhouette? Is sooo freakin' creepy. Why do people think stalking is hot? I had a college roommate who was stalked by an ex and it was scary as shit. He drove from Washington D.C. to Syracuse just to sit in front of our apartment building in his car all night for a week in a row. I called the cops and luckily they were able to chase him off but I didn't sleep that week.

In conclusion, stalking != sexy