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cleolinda ([personal profile] cleolinda) wrote2009-08-20 05:40 am

True story

Guys, my mother just found my phone in the washing machine. I washed my phone. I have no phone because I washed it.

Reader, I confess, I started laughing really hard. She looked like she wanted to throttle me.



ETA: I've told you how we bought the Geek Squad contract and my mother's so in love with the concept of the Geek Squad and how they will come fix everything and Make It All Better? Finally I said, look, just CALL THEM, whatever, I just washed MY PHONE, I DON'T CARE. So while she does that, I check my email, I read the news, I finally read the Best Buy: Geek Squad Gouges article at The Consumerist. Not FIVE MINUTES LATER, she storms in and announces that the Geek Squad 1) can't get here until August 31st which is 2) the same day as my dentist appointment (I started laughing hysterically at that point, just because: COME ON NOW, REALLY) and 3) they want to charge us $145 to come out and, essentially, look at the thing and maybe load Microsoft Office. "I THOUGHT THAT THE POINT OF THE CONTRACT WAS FOR THEM TO COME OUT AND FIX THINGS BECAUSE WE HAD ALREADY PAID THEM WHAT IS THIS WHY DID WE EVEN GIVE THEM ANY MONEY IN THE FIRST PLACE WHAT IS EVEN THE POINT OF THE CONTRACT??????????" she capslocked.

Apparently as the call was ending, whoever she was talking to asked if she had received good customer service. My mother paused for a long, long time. "You were very nice to me on the phone," she said finally.



ETA: Y'ALL, MY MOTHER'S CAR IS DEAD. She went out to the garage just now and it was just cold as a stone. Wouldn't even make a noise. "It's either the battery or the alternator," she said. But she doesn't know WHY--she didn't leave anything on to run it down. I couldn't stop laughing, in that "I have no other response left" way--well, I stopped when I realized she was near tears. "And I don't have Triple A anymore, because we couldn't afford it," she said. "I am just so tired. I am just so tired of life."

I'm afraid to stay in this house today, y'all. I don't know what's going to happen next.


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You may know this, but

[identity profile] bluebren.livejournal.com 2009-08-20 11:17 am (UTC)(link)
I once had a roommate borrow my cell phone while she had a cold. She felt bad about this, so before she gave it back to me, she took it into the bathroom... and I heard the sound of the sink running. Sure enough, she handed it back to me dripping wet, with all the brokenness that implies. On parental advice, I took the battery out and left the rest of the phone balancing in some weird position for maximum surface-area-to-air exposure, and let it dry for a day or two. It worked again, perfectly.

Re: You may know this, but

[identity profile] dives.livejournal.com 2009-08-20 03:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Really?


Did she really do that? (I don't doubt you, I just...wow)

I hope she'd just taken some cold medication before borrowing it or something and was feeling a bit strange, because otherwise...really.
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Re: You may know this, but

[identity profile] bluebren.livejournal.com 2009-08-21 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
Nnnnn... I don't think so. I mean, obviously we were at the same school and she made good enough grades to stay there, so she wasn't stupid, and she was a total sweetheart, but boy she was weird, and I mean wolf-shirt weird. Only it was a Tweety Bird shirt. And I remember she used no bed linens of any kind. She also was pretty near deaf, and had a really unpleasant voice to match, and I guess that explains a lot of the other-- like it wouldn't do her any good to worry about fitting in because she wasn't going to anyway.

...More than enough information, I guess :o

Re: You may know this, but

[identity profile] butterbuns.livejournal.com 2009-08-20 05:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Best way to do it is put the battery in dry rice, from what I've read. Absorbs more moisture faster XD

Just in case it ever happens again.
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Re: You may know this, but

[identity profile] bluebren.livejournal.com 2009-08-21 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
Ooooh, good tip! Thank you.