I kid you not, I saw Halloween decorations in a store today. You go on and feel Halloweeny.

I was going to say that I can't believe the laptop didn't make it - but I can. Its unbelievable the amount of crap you've had to go through to get a new computer, and this is par for the course. Here's hoping all goes smoothly when it finally arrives!

Maybe cute James McAvoy lookalive salesman will deliver it in person. That'd be a happy ending to this whole sorry story.