Pssht, that was confirmed the day I tried to explain the voice-acting connections between Gargoyles and ST: TNG to a table full of friends who had never seen more than an episode or two of either. Now I just strive for entertaining madness that will prove useful at the oddest moments. (The strip about Jimmy Carter's giant swimming rabbit attack? Got me a few points extra credit with a teacher who hates me.)

Don't tell me YOU have no embarrassing pointless loves that hijack your brain if it ever comes up in conversation...