If only the eagles were held by Stephen Colbert. Then again, he might have lost valuable body parts.

Possibly for inaugural linkspam: tacobama.com (http://www.tacobama.com/). The good news: print out a coupon for a free taco on Tuesday. The bad news: it only applies to Taco Bells in central and southwestern Virginia owned by a specific franchise. But given all the free crap everybody gave out on election day, surely this isn't the only inaugual freebie to be had, right?