Seriously, this is exactly what I like, except I think I weigh eyes and smile equally. Everything was pretty generically agreeable with me, but then we verged into "are you a practitioner of Occlumency?" territory when you mentioned forearms and shaggy, floppy hair.

I was going to do this on my own journal, and I may still, but I think it'd be easier to just link here with the title: "This is What I want in a Guy: by my long lost twin."

Seriously, I'm even not doing so great at the independent adult thing. At all.