Also, regarding the mid-life crises article: What in great fuckitude?

"Recast as nurturers, some of these guys are finding themselves almost indignantly nostalgic for that time, not so long ago, when husbands got to be babied by their wives—and never had to empty the Diaper Genie."

Oh yes. So sorry to have emasculated you by not subsuming our entire identities to caring for you. Please forgive us for being so selfish.