I would like to amend the headline and add "Aspiring SCREEN writers, don't do this either."

I get so much crap, every day, from people saying "hey, I know you guys don't accept unsolicited material, but you'll LOVE THIS" blah blah blah.

They don't understand that it is actually a legal process set up to protect them. Copyright and all that jazz.

And I'm putting that on my list of "if I ever speak to Sparkleson, what will I ask?" questions : "did you seriously go out to dinner with a stalker, or were you just messing around?"