ext_331704 ([identity profile] madeline-may.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] cleolinda 2008-11-17 09:23 pm (UTC)

My new favourites:

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Dear Hair,

Yeah...I forgot to mention that I have to remove you now that fangirls have decided you define me.
I hope you'll stick with me even if you're in a plastic baggy.

Love Always,

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Rob,

Well isn't that just kick-you-in-the-crotch-spit-on-your-neck-fantastic.

WHICH PEOPLE WILL BE ABLE TO DO NOW, YA KNOW, SINCE I'M NOT THERE TO PROTECT YOU.

Also, I don't think you can pull off the bald look. The bone structure, it lacks a certain something.

Thanks for nothing...

Posted by: Your Hair
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I don't read Twilight. Twilight reads me.

Posted by: Kirk Lazarus
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My Immortal.

Twilight made me do it.

Posted by: XXXbloodyrists666XXX

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