I keep thinking there must be an accompanying article titled "Area Man Wants You to Get Off His Damn Lawn."

Heh. Let's not drag presidential politics into this....

And I would've recommended both installments of MightyGodKing's 'shopped book cover collection (as seen on BoingBoing (http://www.boingboing.net/2008/10/21/true-nature-of-scien.html)) but his host got Boinged into oblivion and he's currently scouring for a new place to call home....