Thank you for your vital contributions to the online community, both the Twilight snark and the (overlapping I realize) M15 series! I started reading the Twilight series because of Xlormp, and ended it with reading your recap of BD alternating with every few chapters of that jaw-dropping tome. (I'd read some of your other recaps already, back when I planned to just spoil myself to see what all the fuss was about, and never planning to actually read the series myself). There were many bad lines I hoped you'd quote yet didn't, but I realize that the BD recap would've been about ten times as long, and your fingers would've been permanently fingless.