I had not read the books and was just curious what the kerfluffle was about, and my sister sent me a link to your journal. After reading just about everything you're written about the Twilight saga, I can definitively say that YOU ARE MY FAVORITE SNARK ARTIST EVAR.
So in my desire to more fully appreciate your recappage, I checked out the first book from the library. And now I am addicted to the crack-Twinkie lulz. It's high school drama a la Harlequin, except that the gratuitous sex (which is really the whole reason you read trashy romance novels, isn't it?) is removed and the void filled with a male lead that is a rainbow-sparkly emo stalker vampire.
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So in my desire to more fully appreciate your recappage, I checked out the first book from the library. And now I am addicted to the crack-Twinkie lulz. It's high school drama a la Harlequin, except that the gratuitous sex (which is really the whole reason you read trashy romance novels, isn't it?) is removed and the void filled with a male lead that is a rainbow-sparkly emo stalker vampire.
In short, you are awesome and I love you forever.