This is the FUNNIEST sparkling piece I have read in my life *faceplam* all along....You're total AWESOMENESS Cleolinda! Good job! And back to life without the fangs and the dazzling, and the sparkling, and the...OME...I forgot to ask you: WTF does he refer to clumsy whining 'hore' in the movie as 'spider-monkey'? Was it on the first book? I guess it is the amazon thing creeping in....way to go!