I love the Romanians. I don't care that they're campy. I also love all the vampires camping out at the Cullens' house, but beyond that, I kinda hate the ending. I love your recap though.
More importantly, Bella’s first action as a vampire is to FLIP OUT LIKE NINJA! *GRINZ*
Also-also, Edward seems to indicate that he’s already got this father thing down thoroughly enough to consider getting a head start on kicking Renesmee’s future boyfriend's ass. Ah, Edward, always thinking ahead ...
I don’t know—maybe I just find it hilarious because we’ve gone through two and a half books where Bella was the center of everything, particularly male attention, and now Jacob’s all like STEP OFF MY GIRL, YOU BITCH, I DON'T CARE IF YOU BIRTHED HER. It is kinda ironic. A Mary-Sue gave birth to an even BIGGER Mary-Sue ...
and Jasper's all "EXCUSE ME, I HAVE TO GO SULK NOW." Considering that they're all still calling him "Jazz," I'm surprised he didn't go moping sooner. Oh, Jasper ... you and Alice didn't get NEARLY as much 'screentime' as everyone else in this damn book. *glares at Stephenie Meyer. Again. Some more*
And then Charlie sits down with Emmett and starts watching football. The more things change, I guess. Yeah, that was weird ... but strangely believable, ya know? Men usually don't freak out to the degree women tend to, they retreat inside themselves and mull it over.
At least Claudia realized her creepiness and shrieked about it a lot. *sigh* No gay vampire daddies in THIS book ... *grumbles*
Imagine Dumbledore on a really space-cadet day as a vampire: that’s how I think of him. You make him so much more bearable ...
I... I kind of love Renesmee. I think I'm developing Stockholm Syndrome. Please send help. Ugh, I know how you felt/feel ...
Benjamin can actually control physical elements, like Captain Planet or something, I don't know. *sporfleDIEZ*
Argh, the Kate/Garret stuff was more fun to me than the Edward/Bella stuff, possibly because I am a slash author and a Spuffy fangirl.
and everyone else is like WE STAND UNITED! I... am not united. I am tired. I was too, at that point. More because I was up at two in the morning trying to finish the damn thing, more than anything.
Aro and Caius basically have a good cop/bad cop routine, and Marcus has an "Are we done yet?" routine. And no slash to speak of. *slash authoress is mad that we didn't get any Carlisle flashbacks in this book*
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I love your recap though.
More importantly, Bella’s first action as a vampire is to FLIP OUT LIKE NINJA!
*GRINZ*
Also-also, Edward seems to indicate that he’s already got this father thing down thoroughly enough to consider getting a head start on kicking Renesmee’s future boyfriend's ass.
Ah, Edward, always thinking ahead ...
I don’t know—maybe I just find it hilarious because we’ve gone through two and a half books where Bella was the center of everything, particularly male attention, and now Jacob’s all like STEP OFF MY GIRL, YOU BITCH, I DON'T CARE IF YOU BIRTHED HER.
It is kinda ironic. A Mary-Sue gave birth to an even BIGGER Mary-Sue ...
and Jasper's all "EXCUSE ME, I HAVE TO GO SULK NOW." Considering that they're all still calling him "Jazz," I'm surprised he didn't go moping sooner.
Oh, Jasper ... you and Alice didn't get NEARLY as much 'screentime' as everyone else in this damn book. *glares at Stephenie Meyer. Again. Some more*
And then Charlie sits down with Emmett and starts watching football. The more things change, I guess.
Yeah, that was weird ... but strangely believable, ya know? Men usually don't freak out to the degree women tend to, they retreat inside themselves and mull it over.
At least Claudia realized her creepiness and shrieked about it a lot. *sigh* No gay vampire daddies in THIS book ... *grumbles*
Imagine Dumbledore on a really space-cadet day as a vampire: that’s how I think of him.
You make him so much more bearable ...
I... I kind of love Renesmee. I think I'm developing Stockholm Syndrome. Please send help.
Ugh, I know how you felt/feel ...
Benjamin can actually control physical elements, like Captain Planet or something, I don't know.
*sporfleDIEZ*
Argh, the Kate/Garret stuff was more fun to me than the Edward/Bella stuff, possibly because I am a slash author and a Spuffy fangirl.
and everyone else is like WE STAND UNITED! I... am not united. I am tired.
I was too, at that point. More because I was up at two in the morning trying to finish the damn thing, more than anything.
Aro and Caius basically have a good cop/bad cop routine, and Marcus has an "Are we done yet?" routine.
And no slash to speak of. *slash authoress is mad that we didn't get any Carlisle flashbacks in this book*