I am so... I just want to go to bed. I didn't sleep all night, trying to get to the end of the book just like you - and I'm so butthurt please kill me. x_x
All I want to say is, you probably are suffering from Stockholm syndrom there, because Bella's simply changing from Emo!Sue to Angry!Badass!Sue, which makes no difference in pain to me.
Just... thank you for suffering for us, so I didn't have to read all of the books completely to officially be able to say "I read it, and it still sucks".
Thanks. By the way, you're a lot more awesome than Alice, even without a Porsche.