Wow...when I started seeing all the "EDWARD CULLEN IS AMAZING" icons a few months ago, and wikipedia'd it, I knew this series could not possibly as good as the fangirls make it out to be. This recap is HILARIOUS though, and thank God I now do not have to read the series. My mother's reading and enjoying the first one...I'll have to warn her before she gets to the mutant baby stuff. And seriously- until you said you weren't making the chapter titles up, I totally thought you were. How is this even POSSIBLY being considered on the same level as Harry Potter?