As a non-Mormon, I think my head exploded around the part where Edward suggested Bella make puppies with Jacob. My head was screaming "OH MY GOD WHEN DID THIS BOOK TURN INTO AN EPISODE OF BIG LOVE AND WHEN ARE NIKKI AND MARGENE AND ROMAN AND CUTTHROAT BITCH HALF THE CAST OF VERONICA MARS GOING TO SHOW UP?!" After three and a half books touting the importance of virginity and family values, the whole schpiel goes into the toilet so Bella can MAKE REPLACEMENT BABIES. My retinas, they burned. Aaron Eckhart would make an excellent spokesperson for Mormons. He personifies the idea that some batshitters happen to be Mormon, not that the Mormons are, by nature, batshitters.