lol this is awesome. I've never read the books, because frankly I couldn't past the first few chapters of the first one. I've read fanfiction that was better than this crap. But I love your review, I look forward to reading the next one.

But a question, since I've only read summaries of the books, why is Bella so keen on staying human to have sex? It's obvious that Edward can have sex, so I was just curious.

nice job.