I love reading your thoughts on these books. I picked up Twilight to read it last week, got seven pages in, and said no way because I already wanted to bitchslap Bella. So, power to anyone who can read the whole thing. And:

"Interesting difference between vampires and werewolves re: the women who love them: Vampire danger is sexy. Werewolf danger is disfiguring. Guess we know who Bella's gonna end up with!"

I actually snorted. It's been months since I've laughed that hard, thanks. But, I think werewolf danger would be better. That way, you only have to worry about dying once a month, whereas if you are in love with a vampire, it's kind of fearing death constantly. All you have to do with a werewolf is stay away at that time of the month. But, alas, they don't sparkle.