"As I began to loosen my grip, I was shocked to be interrupted by a voice that did not belong to the boy standing next to me. "This is reckless and childish and idiotic, Bella," the velvet voice fumed."

For a brief and glorious moment, I thought you were going to reveal the boy was the evil Megabyte from ReBoot in a shape-shifted disguise, and he was going to try to conquer things and thus make everything AWESOME.

Sadly no. :(

(Why _can't_ werewolves sparkle? :( )