Vampire baseball is the clincher? This movie had me at "with Robert Pattinson as Edward." The guy is gorgeous.

And loving the movie for the pretty is about as deep as you're going to get with Twilight. It's told from the perspective of a girl who wants to be made into a vampire before she starts to get wrinkles. That is her chief concern.

And then there are vampires. Playing baseball.

*kills self*