Man, I read The Dark is Rising back in... elementary school? Junior High? and quite liked it, but didn't ever get around to reading any of the other books in the series. So I'm not even really invested in this movie, but I'm still hella pissed about all the changes they've made. The trailer looks crap, and the only buzz I've heard about it has been negative, so here's hoping it bombs.

Old English? Bahahahahahaha!