You, and every other Stephen King fan, should throw yourself in front of one of his awful movie "adaptations."

I hseitate to say "bus" because I really do admire the guy, he's a prolific (if awful) writer and a damned decent fellow, but seriously, we could have saved a whole lot of trees if he'd remained as obscure as he should have. I have yet to read anything by him that's remotely worthwhile, yet people buy them by the millions, so naturally he keeps crankin' 'em out...ughhhhhh.