I, as a professional scientist who's written hundreds of pages of the most boring stuff you'd ever want to glue shut to avoid reading, know that one can polish turd-like sentences until they gleam as bright as the best South African tailings.

Yes, it's not wanting to write bad enough, but 'bad' as in 'low-quality'. Make cartoons! These can be smoothed to Davinci paintings later, possibly through use of a special 'code'. :p

Yarha, Good Enough for Government Work, but Whose?