An Amish couple were courting on a cold night. The boy complained that his hands were cold. The girl looked at him and said, "Put your hands down the front of my skirt, it's the warmest part of my body."
He did, and his hands warmed up. They drove on for a bit longer, and then he said, "My willy's cold."
She repeated, "Put it down the front of my dress, it's the warmest part of my body."
*cough cough.*
When the girl returned home, her mother asked how the date went. The girl looked at her mother and asked what a willy was. Her mother stared at her, flabbergasted, and then asked her why she wanted to know.
"Well, I was wondering 'cause they're wet when they fall off!"
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An Amish couple were courting on a cold night. The boy complained that his hands were cold. The girl looked at him and said, "Put your hands down the front of my skirt, it's the warmest part of my body."
He did, and his hands warmed up. They drove on for a bit longer, and then he said, "My willy's cold."
She repeated, "Put it down the front of my dress, it's the warmest part of my body."
*cough cough.*
When the girl returned home, her mother asked how the date went. The girl looked at her mother and asked what a willy was. Her mother stared at her, flabbergasted, and then asked her why she wanted to know.
"Well, I was wondering 'cause they're wet when they fall off!"